To maintain a healthy level of insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that..

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.

6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

8. Sing Along At The Opera.

9. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

Foto's

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De Australier en de Duitser

Stefan, een Duitser van mijn klas was op zoek naar accommodatie. Hij smst naar iemand die een kamer ter beschikking heeft:

Stefan: Hi, I am Stefan from Germany. I am interested in the room, could you give me some more details, blablabla...
Australier smst terug: I am not biased, but no Germans at this stage.
Stefan smst terug: Nevermind, I don't wanna live with assholes anyway
Australier, smst nog eens terug: So i guess that's why you left Germany then.